Filthy Birch

Filthy Birch: Soap That Cleans Up the Dirtiest Jokes

Let’s get straight to it: yes, we said Filthy Birch, and the name is as cheeky as it sounds. But don’t be fooled by the pun; this soap means business. Crafted with the crisp, invigorating essence of birch and a touch of rugged grit, it’s designed to scrub away the grime of hard work (and maybe a little mischief, too).

With a fresh, woodsy scent that feels like stepping into a pristine forest, Filthy Birch is perfect for outdoorsmen, and anyone who’s not afraid to get their hands dirty, but knows when to clean up.

Whether you’re covered in sawdust, mud, or the aftermath of a really bad pun, Filthy Birch has you covered. It’s the kind of soap that gets you clean while reminding you not to take life too seriously.

With Filthy Birch, every ingredient pulls its weight. Crafted the old-fashioned way, each bar retains the naturally produced glycerin from the soapmaking process, because real soap doesn’t cut corners. This means our soap not only cleans deeply but also leaves your skin feeling soft and hydrated, not tight or dry like an alligator’s hide.

We’re serious about lather (because who isn’t?), so our bars create a rich, foamy cleanse that works hard to scrub away dirt without stripping your skin of its natural moisture.

Features:

• 98% Naturally Derived Ingredients – Crafted with care for a natural clean.
• Gluten-Free – Tough on dirt, gentle on skin.
• Vegan Friendly – No animals harmed, just pure, plant-based goodness.
• Handmade in the USA – Small-batch craftsmanship with rugged pride.
• What’s Inside: Saponified Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Olive Oil, Refined Sweet Almond Oil, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Coconut Oil, Responsibly Sourced Palm Kernel Oil, Charcoal Powder, Cranberry Seeds, and Fragrance.

How to Use:
Perfect as a hand soap or an all-over body soap. Use it wherever dirt dares to tread.

Pro Tips for Your Filthy Birch Bar:

• Cut it in half – Two bars last longer than one.
• Keep it dry – Store it on a soap saver or out of standing water to keep it going strong.

With Filthy Birch, you get soap that works as hard as you do, rugged, reliable, and unapologetically fresh.

Keep it clean, keep it bold, and stay filthy (in all the right ways).